one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this
Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.
They are both literally me.
I always thought that everybody thought this anyway. Just to different degrees though.
These are called intrusive thoughts and they’re pretty common.
I used to panic so much over this sort of stuff. Call the thoughts “evil” and try to banish them from my mind by repeating that word. I thought it was a schizophrenia thing but it turned out to be normal!
don’t trust people who think john watson isn’t hot
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”
imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
because they push two twins together to make a king.
together and apart: one of the many fascinating things about a scandal in belgravia is the “choreography” between irene adler and sherlock holmes. in all their scenes, they are engaged in a dance — stepping forward, pulling back, going past, turning, following, encircling — locked in each other’s orbit, yet refusing to be bogged down by gravity. it’s an indication of what they are (mirrors), what they could be (partners), and what they can never have (constancy).